Most cycling shirts miss the joke.We’re a Melbourne-born brand turning watts, bonks & swoops into designs only riders get — for those who take their watts seriously, not themselves.

Premium cycling tees with dry humour — shipped locally, worn everywhere.

Cycling’s serious enough. Your tee doesn’t have to be.

You’ve done the watts, survived the swoops, and earned the coffee.

Straight Outta Lycra is for riders who love the sport — and the laugh that comes with it.


Premium cotton, built for comfort long after the ride’s done.

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Mamil Evolution

Tees that talk your language

Designs that celebrate the ride, the banter, and the coffee that fuels it. That celebrate you.

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Lycra is my Spirit Animal

Premium comfort, Aussie humour

Soft cotton. Local print. Zero ego. FTP & Chill gear keeps you comfy from bunch ride to brunch.

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Magpie Attack!

Built for the laughs after the lactic

Cycling’s serious enough — your tee doesn’t have to be.

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Why Ride With Us?

  • 🚴 Aussie-Owned Cycling Brand
  • 🌍 Ships Worldwide with Regional Fulfilment
  • 🔒 Secure Checkout & Easy Returns