Earned Watts. Casual Vibes.
Premium cycling humor made for your off-the-bike moments.
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Printed in Australia
No endless overseas shipping delays. Your gear is printed locally and shipped straight to your door, fast.
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Free Shipping Over $90
Automatically applied at checkout. Perfect for stocking up your off-the-bike wardrobe, grabbing a hoodie, or splitting a bundle with a mate.
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Love It Guarantee
If your gear arrives damaged, misprinted, or drastically off-size, we will replace it or refund you completely. No stress, no risk.
The Off-The-Bike Uniform
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Straight Outta Lycra Tee
Regular price $49.95 AUDRegular priceSale price $49.95 AUD -
Human Diesel
Regular price $49.95 AUDRegular priceSale price $49.95 AUD -
Swoop Happens
Regular price $49.95 AUDRegular priceSale price $49.95 AUD -
Thug Life Cycling Tee – Zone 2 Group Ride Humour
Regular price $49.95 AUDRegular priceSale price $49.95 AUD -
Watt the FTP?! Tee
Regular price $49.95 AUDRegular priceSale price $49.95 AUD -
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Normal Things tee
Regular price $49.95 AUDRegular priceSale price $49.95 AUD
Lock In The Combo Deal
Why settle for one? Mix and match any two premium off-the-bike tees for just $90. The bundle discount applies automatically at checkout—no coupon code required.
Funny Cycling T-Shirts & Cycling Gifts Australia
Looking for the best cycling gifts in Australia? Explore our range of funny cycling t-shirts and cycling gifts designed for real riders. Whether you're buying for yourself or searching for presents for cyclists, our collection is built around cycling culture, humour, and the moments that happen off the bike.
Browse our cycling gifts, explore presents for cyclists, or shop our full range of cycling tees.
Let customers speak for us
from 51 reviewsQuality merchandise excellent price.
Excellent quality , Living on Long Island I get lots of questions on what a swoop is.
Awesome customer service. Great quality top
Comfortable tshirt. Good fit. Love the design.
Problem with tracking in the Shop app, but once I contacted the owner, they kept me up to date with progress.
Best!
100% my favourite shirt in spring time. I get many comments 😆
My wife bought this for me. It’s great
Bought this for my husband as part of his birthday present. He was very happy. Looks good on him too
I love my shirt. Side note - the team were really helpful with my queries, so I like the shirt and I loved the customer service!
I really like the feel of the material. One of my favourite shirts
I can relate. I wear the shirt for therapeutic reasons
Good fit. Quality shirt
makes me chuckle every time!
It is perfect . No one on Long Island has a clue to what a swoop is.
Only a cyclist would understand what it means 👍👍
Why Ride With Us?
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