Swooped Tee

🦅 Swooped

You saw it coming. You still weren’t ready.

Every Aussie cyclist’s rite of passage — the high-pitched war cry, the sudden shadow, the panic sprint. Swooped captures that annual dance between rider and magpie — equal parts terror and tradition.

Born from the chaos of Swoop Happens, this tee celebrates the ones who’ve lived to tell the tale (and still flinch at rustling leaves). Soft cotton comfort, bold print, and a knowing nod to every rider who’s ducked for their life mid-ride.

Features:

• Premium soft-touch cotton built for post-ride comfort
• Classic fit for everyday wear — from the bunch to the brunch
• Designed in Melbourne for riders who know the season never really ends
• A follow-up to the original FTP & Chill classic, made for the truly traumatised

For cyclists who take their watts seriously, but not themselves.