MAMIL Evolution Tee

MAMIL Evolution Cycling T-Shirt

From ape… to man… to MAMIL.

The MAMIL Evolution Cycling T-Shirt playfully charts the true pinnacle of human evolution: the Middle Aged Man In Lycra. Featuring a bold evolution-style silhouette design, this funny cycling tee is a salute to riders who know that progress ultimately ends on two wheels.

Whether it’s weekend bunch rides, café stops in full kit, or explaining to your family why cycling shoes are worn nowhere near a bike, this shirt celebrates your rightful place in the evolutionary chain.

Made from premium mid-weight cotton with a comfortable classic fit, it’s perfect for post-ride hangs, casual wear, and letting the world know exactly how you got here.

Why cyclists love it:

• Premium 100% cotton — soft, breathable, and built for everyday wear
• Classic unisex fit — true to size and easy off the bike
• Iconic cycling humour — instantly recognisable to riders
• Perfect cycling gift — ideal for MAMILs, dads, and weekend warriors

Celebrate your place in evolution — because it ends in lycra.