World Champion of Bonking

World Champion of Bonking Cycling T-Shirt

Every rider has been there — the dreaded bonk.

The World Champion of Bonking Cycling T-Shirt is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to empty legs, hollow eyes, and the desperate hunt for the nearest pie or café stop. If you’ve ever hit the wall hard but still limped home, this one’s for you.

Celebrating the less glamorous side of endurance cycling, this funny cycling t-shirt turns suffering into a badge of honour. Because sometimes the real victory isn’t the sprint — it’s just finishing the ride.

Made from premium mid-weight cotton with a comfortable classic fit, it’s perfect for post-ride coffees, recovery days, and retelling the story of how you absolutely cooked yourself out there.

Why cyclists love it:

• Premium 100% cotton — soft, breathable, and built for everyday wear
• Classic unisex fit — true to size and easy off the bike
• Endurance cycling humour — every long-ride rider gets it
• Perfect cycling gift — ideal for mates who always forget to fuel

Because sometimes the biggest win is simply making it home.